Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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