Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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