I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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