He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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