Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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