i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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