Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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