he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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