I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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