new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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