Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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