Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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