i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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