Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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