my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
