I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
