Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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