I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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