Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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