have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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