whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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