just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
