I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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