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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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