how can u be prego again
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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