Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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