dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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