Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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