after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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