I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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