do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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