Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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