We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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