im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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