so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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