Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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