Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Never underestimate the power of titties
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