rhymes with "ouble enetration"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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