youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
