OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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