It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Boobs are out for the taking
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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