Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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