Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Drunk is a universal language darling
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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