I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
