If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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