dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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