Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
