therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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