why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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