He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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