More tranny stories later!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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