If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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