Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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