I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
