Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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