we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
cat food counts as protein by the way
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The uberlube is also flammable
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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