I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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