You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
ok first of all what the fuck
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