i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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